If a farmer wants a wife, there are obviously two things that he should do to get one: first, get an especially great girlfriend, and second, propose marriage to her. The farmer could find doing the first surprisingly straightforward thanks to KissingGates.com, but may lack ideas about how to do the second. This is why we have compiled a list of suggestions for how to pop the question that many farmers could find especially useful.
A tree-mendous proposal
If a farmer wants a wife and he and his girlfriend can find some suitable trees, they could climb the trees together before, once they have reached as far up the trees as they practically and relatively safely can, the farmer makes his proposal!
A treasure hunt with a very special prize!
This is a fun idea! If a farmer wants a wife, he could send his girlfriend on a treasure hunt through providing her various clues, starting with one at home. The hunt could send her on a tour of her favourite spots in the local area before she eventually reaches the very special prize: her boyfriend on one knee and with an engagement ring.
Hitch thanks to a beach
If a farmer wants a wife and is near a beach, he could go to that beach, build a sand castle, place an engagement ring on the highest turret and then invite his girlfriend to see the castle.